A Song About Phonics

Let me sing you a song about phonics.

TRA LA-LA LA-LA LA-LA LA
TRA LA-LA TRA LA-LA TRA LA!

PHONICS!

You'll be screaming for your mommies
before you get out of here!

Screaming for your mommies!

PHONICS!

TRA LA-LA LA-LA LA-LA LA
TRA LA-LA TRA LA-LA TRA LA!

SCREAM!

PHONICS!

TRA LA-LA LA-LA LA-LA LA
TRA LA-LA TRA LA-LA TRA LA!

Ennui

ennui épouvantable
ennui fou

ennui/fleur au feu rouge
ennui/feu au fer bleu

ennui épouvantable
ennui fou

Juillet

soleil rouge

lune nue

juillet

Fantônyme

Ainsi je parle!
Impossible!
Si!

Ne suis-je
Fantômas anonyme?

Internet du nom!
Nom du nom de la belle...

Ô la belle ô la belle ô la belle saison!

Ton beau font!
Mon pont romain!

Fantônyme!

Oubliette

cul à cul
bec à bec
avec
mon ami
y-grec

oubliette oubliée!
minuit absolue!

ami
enfant
abruti
sang
sifflé

Jour Brisé

rien ne manque!
ni Nicole ni Coco
ni Coco ni Nicole

voilà le jour brisé

nuit
ébahie
hélas!

laisse tomber ton poulet!

la folie
y passe

Zoo

Are you my twin,
or are you my taxi?

Are you my twin,
or are you my sex-zoo?

Safe For Work

Did you drool in my cubicle?
Did you lube my truck?
Is your brain a knee-knuckle?
Are you safe for work?

You and Me

One of me is ten seconds ahead,
one of me is ten seconds behind.

This is more than I want to know about anyone!

One of me is an eyeball,
one of me is blind.

This is more than I want to know!

Oracle in the cellar, fresco-rose!
Are we falling

farther and farther from our
heart's desire?

I don't want to know!

Hypnosis

When our nursemaid surrendered,
and swam out of her submarine,
we found numbers buried under numbers,
and dreams buried under dreams.

Club

Show me your junk!
You think I'm joking?
You're the joke!

Uncork your little cruet, cutie!
Hunk da hunk!
Unzip your suture!
Suck my tusk!

Tadpoles

Are we men, or are we
Oedipal tadpoles?

Tadpoles!

Are we men or are we men or are we
Oedipal tadpoles?

Tadpoles!

Ack!

Wake up, stupid!
Get out and buy yourself a battleship!

It's the Attack of the Spastic Masturbators!

They attack from Bangkok and Bucharest,
and they always die happy.

Mop

Swampers walking home from work at
6 AM and I'm jammed in a limo with
everyone I know or ever knew.

Or maybe I'm riding a mop-truck,
and everyone I
know is a
mop.

Iraq Iran

Spank the sissy!
Spank the sissy's kin!
Win in Iraq Iran Iraq Iran Iraq Iran!

My beanie is bigger than your bedpan!
I nabbed your baby!
We can always breed again!

Win in Iraq Iran Iraq Iran Iraq Iran!

Can you paint the constellations,
or buy Batman back from the cinema of bedpans?
Am I under your beanie?

Win in Iraq Iran Iraq Iran Iraq Iran!