Wednesday, February 13, 2013

Bullfrog

Bullfrog - Pentti Sammallahti
                                                                                          photo: Pentti Sammallahti
Bullfrog says he's as
big as the moon, and
how do you know he isn't?

Tuesday, February 5, 2013

Jonah

Most of us are amateurish masturbators.

We want Jonah to throw up the whale!
Bake my ghost!
Tweak my heehaw!

What we really need is multiple urethras!
What we really need is a trumpet voluntary!

But here we are, in our dark little rooms,
wheezing...

Here we are again, in our dark little rooms,
wheezing...





Saturday, February 2, 2013

Post-Election Blues

What you wanted was a
rock'n'roll

Jesus who would
eat your creditors and
excrete codeine.

What you got was a hay-ride with
500 horny oldsters!

Eat my eggs!