Friday, September 28, 2012

Pumpkin

What if everything else is the same,
but every six turns into seven?

Would you need to know?
Would it show in your face,
if your face were a pumpkin?

Sunday, September 23, 2012

Are you my pain?

Are you my Dad, or are you my dilaudid?
Are you my pain?

I asked for cocaine and you gave me a pumpkin!
Are you my pain?

Are you my prison?


Wednesday, September 19, 2012

Call from Mom


"Let me tell you what
   time it is here in the
      Seychelles," she says...

Seven years since I
  heard your voice in a goddamned seashell
     and you're still the same
         silly girl
              lamb of God
                  talking clock

Tuesday, September 11, 2012

S/Z

I'm supposed to meet an upper-case seductress
on the 69th page of this book.

Ess
over
zed,
baby!

Zed over ess!

Saturday, September 8, 2012

Radio

Brain like a cheap radio
News from TokyoRomeBuenosAires
Sad tunes from Texas and Oklahoma...

Gossip from the stars somewhere
driving around in their dream cars.

Friday, September 7, 2012

Mom and Pop

Your mom's butt blotted out my bop-planetoid!
Your pop's meat-trombone moshed my emoticon!

Now it's time to chop them up!

Chop them up into wop-bop-a-loo-bop!
Chop them up into wop-bop-bam-boom!

Thursday, September 6, 2012

Flesh

Guy comes in with a meat-cleaver.
He wants to sell us
human flesh
out of a portable ice-chest.

I would keep it for myself, he says,
but I want to make
room for you
in my ice-chest.

Wednesday, September 5, 2012

FYI

Got a hog for a doctor,
and you're the sausage!

Got a hog for a doctor,
and you're the hotdog!

What's the source of this story?
I heard it from a hog!




Saturday, September 1, 2012

Tour

This is Abraham Lincoln's escritoire.
It contains a list of all known insectivores.

Who wants to know the names of all known insectivores?
Nobody wants to know!

Everybody wants my monkey!