All your sins are forgiven!
Did you flirt with wrens?
Fart and hurl at your mommy’s fatwa?
Eat a narwhal?
Whatever!
All your sins are forgiven!
So what if it cost your life-savings?
How much can you spend in a nuclear inferno?
How much can you spend on an ecru decal?
Can you really afford to dance merrily into the Nothing?
Did you miss the count-down?
Nerd! Now nobody can even remember your zits!
All your sins are forgiven!
