Is that the tide or some kind of
uncool coital influx?
Flog the waves!
Squeal and drool on the throne of Xerxes!
Are you from Iran?
Are you hiding a gun in your butt-wool?
I'm the Golden Calf of Southern California!
Do you worship the sun?
Is it ogling my titties?
I'm the Golden Calf of Southern California!
Icon of the ironic cowboys!
Don't laugh!
