I live in the valley of the uncanny,
Sally!
Your world falls in.
Welcome to my cartoon!
Your navel looks like a vulva!
Your vulva looks like a valve!
Instead of love you got
noodles and a null
agenda, Brenda!
"Are those supposed to be your gonads?"
Brenda/Sally replies.
"Egad!"
"I shall write a novel and avenge
millions of generations."