Tuesday, February 18, 2014

Hollywood

Once upon a time the
Society of Fish at
Hollywood High School elected her as the
sluttiest prom date in Hollywood,
and ever since that day she begins every sentence with
"Speaking as a celebrity..."

So now when it's 400 degrees on Sunset Boulevard and the
last trees burst into flames and my
Grandma curses God, she says...

"Speaking as a celebrity, I curse God."