This is Pop-Pop-Pop-Papa Toolbox reporting for
Topeka Hot Topix and this is my sidekick
the am-oozing
the am-eezing
the amazing
Pop Squid!
Blimey! I'm Pop Squid!
Is this sex?
Wot eez zeez "sex" zey speek uff?
Eez eet zee oozy-woozy woo-woo?
Eez eet cow-bouncing?
Eez eet zee bow-wow boogie-woogie?
And now...
And now...
And now it's time to spin
the top ten pop hits in Topeka tonight
for all you sweet ladies
floating so far away in the dark.