Iraq Iran

Spank the sissy!
Spank the sissy's kin!
Win in Iraq Iran Iraq Iran Iraq Iran!

My beanie is bigger than your bedpan!
I nabbed your baby!
We can always breed again!

Win in Iraq Iran Iraq Iran Iraq Iran!

Can you paint the constellations,
or buy Batman back from the cinema of bedpans?
Am I under your beanie?

Win in Iraq Iran Iraq Iran Iraq Iran!

Bum

My decoder ring is beeping.
I assume it's a call from you.

I'm the Thumb of God, and you're the
only bum who knows my number.

Ribs

All I ever wanted was a little bar & grill
with a couple of strippers and a
red carpet on the runway.

Ribs, strippers, and bibs!
That's the ticket!

Ribs, strippers, and bibs!

Mommy

I was born in a morgue!
I hate the taste of blood!
I share my roomette with a hundred executioners!

Mommy!

If we only had a boat, or a sofa-bed!
We could always watch TV on our sofa-bed,
or sail far away in our boat.

Ham

Are you an alumnus of my 
unlicensed laundromat?

I ham who I ham!

I ham who am!

I ham who ham, 
and I burned up all your underpants!

Generation X-Ray

Today you may be
the pearliest
particle-laureate at M.I.T. and
tomorrow you may be

the most

under-educated earl in West
Essex, East Wessex, North Sussex, and so on.

Are you a Dane?
I will pay you to go away!

Today you may be fathers and daughters or mothers and sons
and tomorrow you may be nothing.

Bad Nicknames

I'm the Gizzard of Oz!
O ye mighty digerati!

I'm the Gizzard of Oz!

I can gargle a clam!
I'm a gnat in your jam
You repealed my peruke!

I'm the Puke of Url!

Scalper

I'm a math-and-calf-scalper.
Are you my calf?

What's the square root of 27889?
What's the cube root of 487443403?

I'm a math-and-calf-scalper.
Are you my calf?

Star

Duck quacks under the radar
Duck says you're a star.

Duck quacks under the radar
Duck says you're a star.

Duck walks into a bar and asks for water.
but he don't want it in a glass.
No, he don't want it in a bathtub neither.

He wants it in another world.

Bollywood Romance

You were born with seven moons,
but I'm your first planet, and you met me on Bollywood Boulevard.

You could also call it love in a bucket.

Am I your map?
Are you my panther?
Am I your planet panther tantra?

Glass

love turns into glass

love turns into glass

i am ash of your ash of your ashes

glass of your glass

Was Geronimo an Orange?

Was Geronimo an orange?
I saw an orange painting of him with a pocky complexion even.
Unstoppable gigantic
orange rolling down on Yankee soldiers,
orange
crazy for revenge, revenge infinite, infinite revenge.

Bullfrog

                                                                                          photo: Pentti Sammallahti
Bullfrog says he's as
big as the moon, and
how do you know he isn't?

Jonah

Most of us are amateurish masturbators.

We want Jonah to throw up the whale!
Bake my ghost!
Tweak my heehaw!

What we really need is multiple urethras!
What we really need is a trumpet voluntary!

But here we are, in our dark little rooms,
wheezing...

Here we are again, in our dark little rooms,
wheezing...

Post-Election Blues

What you wanted was a
rock'n'roll

Jesus who would
eat your creditors and
excrete codeine.

What you got was a hay-ride with
500 horny oldsters!

Eat my eggs!