Man from Mars asks you
who you are and
after you explain that
it's a
very
long
story
and he she or it would probably
die listening and never make it home to
his her or its
home planet,
then the man from Mars explains that it
ain't a man neither and the two of you hoot and holler
up and down the West Bank and Seward
until all the old bars
close forever and
Willie Murphy comes back from the dead.