In the Movie, Tina Fey will play Dahlia Lithwick!

Your lawyer locks you in the
loo of a rural
jury-box with a

litter of piglets and a
thick fur wig!

You deserted your yurt!

You deserted your yurt and

suddenly you were
dancing in the movies!

Everybody loved you!

(Smooch!)

Everybody loves you now!

Body Count

We counted by teeth!
We counted by squeaks and hee-haw whiskey!

We counted by ashes!
We counted by dimes!

We counted by blood and the blinding arc of revelation!

Menu

Gumbo bunions for the matrons and snot-bigots!
Mutton for the goons!

Bongo onions for the Romans and shit-midgets!
Mush for Grandma!

Bingo honey for the crazy girls!

Studio City

Have you ever eaten human flesh?
Have you ever eaten human flesh in a major motion picture?

I own your eyeball!

I own your ear!

I own your ear and all I had to eat was
human flesh in a major motion picture!