Promo

I bought you a tacky watch!
I attached a catchy tag-line to your wacky cat-walk!

Woman, what do you want from me?

I gave you everything I had!
I can't give you any more!

I Own Your Eggs

Ether on your tongue!
Typhus in your hoohoo!

Bitch, this isn't a typo!

I own your eggs!

School Lunch

You need magnesium in your diet?
Chew my watch!

Iron deficiency anemia?
Shove a fork up your ass!

We count gangrene as a veggie!
Gangrene!

It's a veggie!
Gangrene!

Spork

"I am God, the all-purpose utensil!"

(God looks like a spork, and a blob of
spaghetti is stuck to the back of his head.)

"I am God, the all-purpose utensil!"

"For the lucky few, I'm a humongous
Swiss Army knife, with a corkscrew-disgorger-reamer!
For the others, I'm a spork."

Fum

Fee fi fo fum!
Are we having fun yet?

Hack the fax!
Gag the hag!
Smack the cracker!

My cake aches for you!

Fee fi fo fum!
Are we having fun yet?