Cat Mantra

Me am.
Me am me.
Me am.

Me am.
Me am me.
Me am.

Parrot

"Hello. I'm a talking pig."

This voice was obviously emerging from the
cage of a large green parrot, 

which was partially concealing its beak behind one claw, 
like a terrible amateur ventriloquist.

"Oh, ex-cu-u-u-se me!" the voice continued. 

“I turned into a parrot!”