Zoo

Are you my twin,
or are you my taxi?

Are you my twin,
or are you my sex-zoo?

Safe For Work

Did you drool in my cubicle?
Did you lube my truck?
Is your brain a knee-knuckle?
Are you safe for work?

You and Me

One of me is ten seconds ahead,
one of me is ten seconds behind.

This is more than I want to know about anyone!

One of me is an eyeball,
one of me is blind.

This is more than I want to know!

Oracle in the cellar, fresco-rose!
Are we falling

farther and farther from our
heart's desire?

I don't want to know!

Hypnosis

When our nursemaid surrendered,
and swam out of her submarine,
we found numbers buried under numbers,
and dreams buried under dreams.

Club

Show me your junk!
You think I'm joking?
You're the joke!

Uncork your little cruet, cutie!
Hunk da hunk!
Unzip your suture!
Suck my tusk!

Tadpoles

Are we men, or are we
Oedipal tadpoles?

Tadpoles!

Are we men or are we men or are we
Oedipal tadpoles?

Tadpoles!

Ack!

Wake up, stupid!
Get out and buy yourself a battleship!

It's the Attack of the Spastic Masturbators!

They attack from Bangkok and Bucharest,
and they always die happy.